Saturday, May 08, 2010

Molly's Lexicon, Age 3 years + 2 weeks

Polka dot ear-ness:
Acute condition of unknown etiology. Characterized by tears and sudden need for attention, relapses and remits in direct relationship to presence/absence of older sibling receiving attention. Refractory to treatment that does not include the application of ice.
"I have polka dot earness."

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